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Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

Do this if a church tells you how to vote

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Do this if a church tells you how to vote

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Lanky_Pomegranate530 to Atheist Memes@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • @MisterScruffy@lemmy.ml
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    7•2 years ago

    God doesn’t but the pastor has to eat presumably.

    • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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      10•2 years ago

      Maybe the pastor should get a job working every day but Wednesday and Sunday?

      Sounds like the landlord issue to me.

      • @mayonaise_met@feddit.nl
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        2•2 years ago

        What’s happening on Wednesday?

        • @ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world
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          5•2 years ago

          A lot of churches have small group gatherings, youth church, or other similar events on Wednesdays, while the main service is on Sundays.

          • @mayonaise_met@feddit.nl
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            1•2 years ago

            Thanks.

        • @afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          Wednesday gathering. Mine did it. Umm kinda like an after school program. My most distinct memory of it is the ping pong balls would keep on vanishing so it would be just a table.

        • @LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.ml
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          2•2 years ago

          It’s when they groom the kids. Oops I mean youth group.

    • @SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      God will provide, I’m sure.

      • @havokdj@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        Technically you’re right, but that example (moses and the others in the wild) is from the old testament which doesn’t even apply to Christians. Christians are only to follow the new testament.

        • @SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world
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          1•2 years ago

          Technically you’re right, but that example (moses and the others in the wild) is from the old testament which doesn’t even apply to Christians. Christians are only to follow the new testament.

          Didn’t jesus say that he did not come abolish the law of the prophets (aka the old testament)?

          • @havokdj@lemmy.world
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            1•2 years ago

            See that’s kind of the thing right? The bible does a lot of back and forth on this shit where the old testament matters one second and then it doesn’t the next, but that’s aside the point.

            Jesus himself did say this, but god rid many of the rules before that as well, so technically that would mean they would be the law of the prophets as well.

            One big change for instance is the requirement of a sacrifice to worship god, yet this was changed in the new testament with the sacrifice of Jesus Christ. Yes, some laws before apply such as the ten commandments, but those are also a part of the new testament, they can have overlap.

            • @Rodeo@lemmy.ca
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              1•2 years ago

              So what you’re saying is that it’s all a bunch of nonsense.

              • @havokdj@lemmy.world
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                1•2 years ago

                Obviously

    • @Sharkwellington@lemmy.one
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      6•2 years ago

      Why doesn’t God just rain manna on the priest like the old days?

      • @afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        Budget cuts. Try next heaven business quarter.

      • @havokdj@lemmy.world
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        2•2 years ago

        Old testament doesn’t apply to Christians

    • @JollyTheRancher@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      Pastors must eat extremely well

    • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      I’m confused now. So if the money goes to God, and God has to eat flesh, then…

      So many questions…

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