• @HurlingDurling@lemm.ee
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    292 years ago

    Honestly, it’s missing the following gems…

    “We are looking for an industry leading ninja…”

    “We’re a work hard, play hard team/company”

    • billwashere
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      52 years ago

      “Industry leading ninja” is so cringey. It’s like a very out of touch old guy trying sound relevant. I AM an old guy so I have some knowledge here. 😀

      • Ninja, literally, “invisible”, or perhaps generously, “spy” is such an insane term for a business to use anyway.

        It connotates someone who is willing to break the law - kill if necessary- to bring down the opposition. Not someone connecting a new API node for Slack notifications

        They probably actually mean Stakhanovite, but wouldn’t bring themselves to use a communist term (/s).