• @DoomBot5@lemmy.world
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    332 years ago

    All his meals would have the catered in.

    I’m sure there is a McDonald’s nearby secret service can fetch his meals from.

    • Hyperreality
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      2 years ago

      Water would suffice for a few months given he’s obese. Probably do him a world of good too.

      • @baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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        Y would any sane person want to make him healthier? He’s got 3 years tops. I’m surprised he’s lived this long from what I’ve heard about his diet and lack of exercise.