@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 13 hours agoMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square38arrow-up1189file-text
arrow-up1189external-linkMan steals 53 right shoes from store in Australia.www.dailymail.co.uk@BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 13 hours agomessage-square38file-text
minus-squareChainweasellinkfedilinkEnglish114•edit-212 hours agoIf he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left. And if everything’s left, did he take anything?
minus-square@tigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglish4•edit-22 hours agoThere’s plenty left: all the wrong ones. Seems pretty sinister of him…
minus-square@Postingllamas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish2•4 hours agoYou looking for a job as his attorney?
minus-square@ThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish15•12 hours agoIf the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?
There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
You looking for a job as his attorney?
He seems like an all right guy
If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
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