• Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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      22 days ago

      President Trump has ordered the White House host a UFC match.

      If Trump wasn’t Mr. America before, he is now.

      It’s the dream that we all share. It’s the hope for tomorrow. (Fuck yeah!)

      • @Treczoks@lemmy.world
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        11 day ago

        Yep. Gladiator games. Panem at Circensis. Considering that we are dealing with Trump, the “Panem” part will be delivered by McDonalds.

        • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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          121 hours ago

          I had previously thought if he wanted to show he was worthy of being God Emperor, he could nationalize event distribution of Football (or some other favorite sport), and create a universal food program, and then a lot of Americans would have cause to be chanting his name.

          But the insipid and the apathetic run thick as London fog in the White House.