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@Godric@lemmy.world
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to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 6 days ago

Vitamins are good but idk....

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Vitamins are good but idk....

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to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 6 days ago
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  • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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    There’s a myth that carrots are good for your eyesight, but what’s interesting is that carrots are actually really good for your memory. I lost one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot that moment.

    • @kameecoding@lemmy.world
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      I think in the future, you should use the version with “my uncle stuck one up my ass when I was 12 and never forgot about it.”

      It’s a better punchline imo.

      • @qarbone@lemmy.world
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        What about being sexually abused by an older family member makes it a better punchline?

        • @Akasazh@feddit.nl
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          Black humor is an important coping mechanism

          • @MotoAsh@lemmy.world
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            Not everyone has to cope, especially with such subjects, which makes it a worse punch line.

        • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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          Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can’t say it’s a good or a bad way to cope.

          But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you’re one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it’s not your place to make the joke.

          • @outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            I have had a carrot up my ass but it was overall a powitive experience.

          • @Bourff@lemmy.world
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            So we’re gatekeeping humor now?

            • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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              Yep. Does that make you angry? We’re gatekeeping that too. Get over it.

              • @Bourff@lemmy.world
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                Thank you, thought police! I was about to make an illegal joke but your comment saved civilization from it.

                • @surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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                  You can make whatever joke you like. I’m just letting you know how it’ll be received and why.

        • @kameecoding@lemmy.world
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          Oh no, you forgot you carrot in there

          • @qarbone@lemmy.world
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            That doesn’t answer anyone’s question.

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