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ZeroCool to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 days ago

Report: Average American’s Retirement Plan Involves Richard Gere Falling For Them After Paying For Sex

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Report: Average American’s Retirement Plan Involves Richard Gere Falling For Them After Paying For Sex

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ZeroCool to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 days ago
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WASHINGTON—Highlighting a growing wealth gap nationwide, the Pew Research Center published a report Wednesday that revealed the average American’s plan for retirement now involves Richard Gere falling for them after paying for sex. “Our findings suggest that the vast majority of people are now hinging their retirement on Mr. Gere spotting them on the street, […]
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    You lost me at “retirement”.

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