WASHINGTON—Highlighting a growing wealth gap nationwide, the Pew Research Center published a report Wednesday that revealed the average American’s plan for retirement now involves Richard Gere falling for them after paying for sex. “Our findings suggest that the vast majority of people are now hinging their retirement on Mr. Gere spotting them on the street, […]
Indecent proposal, more likely.
Richard Gere isn’t in that. But he was in Pretty Woman, about a guy who hires a prostitute and falls in love with her.
Oh right, he isn’t. My bad. It would have been a better fit though.