@KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 days agoTelevangelist Jimmy Swaggart, whose ministry was toppled by prostitution scandals, dies at 90apnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square55arrow-up1320
arrow-up1320external-linkTelevangelist Jimmy Swaggart, whose ministry was toppled by prostitution scandals, dies at 90apnews.com@KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 days agomessage-square55
minus-square@Zombiepirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish16•7 days ago“Encounters” is such a funny way to phrase it. Like he was traveling through the woods on a quest and had to roll on the random table upon which a pack of wolves was also an option.
minus-square@fartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish6•7 days agoC’mon epic battle… Epic battle please… DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!
minus-square@ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglish6•7 days agoSwaggart “Can I roll to convince the sex workers to leave me alone?” GM “Sure.” Swaggart rolls a nat 20 Swaggart “Oh no, it looks like I rolled a nat 1. Looks like I have to sleep with the sex workers, again.”
“Encounters” is such a funny way to phrase it. Like he was traveling through the woods on a quest and had to roll on the random table upon which a pack of wolves was also an option.
C’mon epic battle… Epic battle please… DAMNIT! Sex workers AGAIN!
Swaggart “Can I roll to convince the sex workers to leave me alone?”
GM “Sure.”
Swaggart rolls a nat 20
Swaggart “Oh no, it looks like I rolled a nat 1. Looks like I have to sleep with the sex workers, again.”