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Track_Shovel to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 13 days ago

The great millennial garbage gyre

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The great millennial garbage gyre

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Track_Shovel to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 13 days ago
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  • @fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    This reminds me of the conversation I had with my co workers the other day. They basically warned don’t do to your 10th/15th year class reunion, especially if you’re in a relationship. All the girls who were used to constantly being in demand suddenly… aren’t. And they’re HORNY. And not in a very good way. In a very sad/depressing way.

    • @valkyre09@lemmy.world
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      45•13 days ago

      Hey, can I come to your reunion?

      • @Zwiebel@feddit.org
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        14•13 days ago

        Asking for a friend

      • @fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        11•12 days ago

        I’m gonna tell you a secret, but you can’t share it ok?

        X year reunions happen every year. Kids graduate every year.

    • @ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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      I don’t really see the point in them anyway, why would I care about a dick measuring contest between people I no longer know

    • @ramble81@lemmy.zip
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      13•13 days ago

      Are you’re kidding, that’s the best time to go. Make them regret their choices, both then and now.

    • @BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk
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      4•12 days ago

      Somehow I feel like this is wishful thinking.

      • @fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Wishful thinking? It was a warning.

    • @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      All the girls who were used to constantly being in demand suddenly… aren’t. And they’re HORNY. And not in a very good way. In a very sad/depressing way.

      Had a friend who joked that if anyone questioned whether she was still hot, they only had to count the rings.

      • @Damage@slrpnk.net
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        3•12 days ago

        But to do that you’d have to cut her in half

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