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minus-squareFargeollinkfedilink129•edit-211 days agoNaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads “undefined”. Someone gets out of the vehicle “I have something for you” He gives you a package. You open it. It’s an [object Object]
minus-squaredohpaz42linkfedilinkEnglish67•11 days agoMust be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.
minus-squareElvith Ma'forlinkfedilink20•11 days agoGuess why he came with a truck and not on a cargo bike…
minus-square@ulterno@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglish3•10 days agoBecause you forgot to tell them that you already have the dependencies at home?
minus-square@FrostyCaveman@lemm.eelinkfedilink14•edit-210 days agoAh sweet, my left-pad is coming today!
minus-squareCaselinkfedilink1•10 days agoYou don’t get dependencies in real life like that. You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.
minus-square@dovahking@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink20•10 days ago“I’ve been looking for you! Got something I’m supposed to deliver. Your hands only.”
NaN minutes later, a truck arrives in the alley, its license plate reads “undefined”. Someone gets out of the vehicle
“I have something for you”
He gives you a package. You open it. It’s an [object Object]
Must be from the NPM delivery service. The recipient is lucky the driver didn’t give them thousands of dependencies too.
“I got a package from Jason”
“I also got a lock”
Guess why he came with a truck and not on a cargo bike…
Because you forgot to tell them that you already have the dependencies at home?
Ah sweet, my
left-padis coming today!You don’t get dependencies in real life like that.
You work 10 years in an industry and try to get a promotion? That may be a dependency issue.
“I’ve been looking for you! Got something I’m supposed to deliver. Your hands only.”