1. Buy a single color van without any text on it
  2. Find 2 people to help you
  3. Cover your faces
  4. Drive to your victim, jump out, shout “ICE, you are under arrest” and throw the victim into the van

All people around you will think that nothing unusual is happening.

  • /home/pineapplelover
    1•11 days ago

    There’s no way you can get free ducks at the park right? You’re telling me I can just take them home?

    • dustycups
      3•11 days ago

      well, alex jones is telling you that…

      edit: joe rogan?!