xkcd #3106: Farads

Title text:

‘This HAZMAT container contains radioactive material with activity of one becquerel.’ ‘So, like, a single banana slice?’

Transcript:

[Cueball holds a stick while talking with Megan and White Hat.]
Cueball: This stick is one meter long.
Megan: Cool.
White Hat: That’s a nice stick.

[Cueball holds a smallish rock.]
Cueball: This rock weighs one pound.
Megan: I’d believe it.
White Hat: Looks like a normal rock.

[Cueball holds a small battery.]
Cueball: This battery is one volt.
Megan: Seems fine.
White Hat: Might need a recharge.

[Cueball holds a capacitor while Megan and White Hat panic.]
Cueball: This capacitor is one farad.
Megan: Aaaaa! Be careful!!
White Hat: Put it down!!

Source: https://xkcd.com/3106/

explainxkcd for #3106

  • magnetosphere
    9•12 days ago

    I’d be the clueless guy in the room. “I’m not familiar with that unit of measurement.”

    • pelyaEnglish
      16•12 days ago

      A capacitor of 1 farad at standard American 120 volts has the energy between 7.62×54 and .50 BMG, and will discharge just as violently.

      • @spizzat2@lemmy.zipEnglish
        18•12 days ago

        Great. Now I get to be the “I’m not familiar with that unit of measurement.” guy.

        7.62x54

        3,291 J (2,427 ft⋅lbf) to 3,400 J (2,508 ft⋅lbf)

        .50 BMG

        The .50 BMG round can produce between 10,000 and 15,000 foot-pounds force (14,000 and 20,000 J), depending on its powder and bullet type, as well as the weapon it is fired from

        • QuazatronEnglish
          21•12 days ago

          foot-pounds

          Oh, you Americans and your silly made-up units.

          • RagnorEnglish
            10•12 days ago

            All units are made up.

            I totally agree that imperial units are silly, though. Base 10 is the way things should be.

          • @TauZero@mander.xyzEnglish
            3•12 days ago

            Didn’t even need to translate to foot-pounds-force, since .50 BMG was already in freedom-loving units.

          • @ayyy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
            2•12 days ago

            Oh you non-Americans and your lack of wheelchair access ramps.

            See how stupid and annoying this is?

      • SalEnglish
        2•12 days ago

        So what you’re saying is that if I touched that in the wrong manner I’d get blown across the room?

        • pelyaEnglish
          2•11 days ago

          Uh yeah, I’m pretty sure the discharge can stop your heart if you grab it in precisely wrong manner. Typical defibrillator uses like 50 times less energy, but with a higher voltage.