Its not that bad of one. Before major surgery I had to have a completely empty digestive system and so I had to drink a bottle of the stuff and take a laxative pill. Was it a fun night? Absolutely not. But it was much more of a don’t stray too far from the toilet scenario than a don’t get up off it one
For those who don’t know, magnesium citrate solution is a laxative.
Now explain what that means please
Makes the poo poo go drip drip
Drip drip? I seem to recall an image more akin to a horrific volcano or extremely unenticing chocolate fountain.
Product to make you have a bowel movement.
Please explain
Take a nip, take a shit
Drink the bottle, your ass goes full throttle
Glug glug, butthole unplugged
Bowel of doom? Drink and kaboom!
dinkdink make poopoo
It’s like the Maga mouvement.
it makes you poop
Wet in mouth make poo poo from bum
shit
Get ready to shit yourself inside out (assuming you don’t already have constipation)
Its not that bad of one. Before major surgery I had to have a completely empty digestive system and so I had to drink a bottle of the stuff and take a laxative pill. Was it a fun night? Absolutely not. But it was much more of a don’t stray too far from the toilet scenario than a don’t get up off it one
not a mild laxative either. fleet’s lemon tastes like lemon pledge and ruined lemons for me forever.