If it were real facts we’d just call them facts.

If it were real medicine we’d just call it medicine.

If it were real news we’d just call it news.

I’m not saying this rule always works, just sometimes.

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    me and my doppelganger

    “Shoot him! I’m the real Kolanaki!”

    Gets shot

    “How did you know?”

    “If they were the real Kolanaki, they would have just said Kolanaki.”