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minus-square@ikidd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish42•17 days agoWater? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
minus-squareDruidlinkfedilinkEnglish11•17 days agoIt’s got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it
minus-square@the_tab_key@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•17 days agoSo does every other drink for that matter.
minus-square@usernameusername@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink1•17 days agoNever drink anything and you’ll be immortal
Water?
Never touch the stuff.
Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
It’s got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it
So does every other drink for that matter.
That is also true
Never drink anything and you’ll be immortal
Killed by your own saliva