Also, shooting? Who the fuck has time for that? Guns are for show, chain swords are for pros.
I’ll stick with my face punching, pissed off, genocidal, flying, fascist space vampires, thank you very much. No brainwashing involved with them, no sir. Not one bit.
I’d bring up giant robot coffins, too, but crisis suits are fuckin’ rad, even if you can’t shove a dead wizard in there.
Only if you’re cool with psychic brainwashing and a pseudo hive mind.
Exactly. Pseudo hive mind.
Also, shooting? Who the fuck has time for that? Guns are for show, chain swords are for pros.
I’ll stick with my face punching, pissed off, genocidal, flying, fascist space vampires, thank you very much. No brainwashing involved with them, no sir. Not one bit.
I’d bring up giant robot coffins, too, but crisis suits are fuckin’ rad, even if you can’t shove a dead wizard in there.
I personally enjoy the shoulder launched cruise missile that has a 6 foot range on the Broadside.
It might be pretty showy. And it might not create a gore fest Saw fans would be jealous of. And it might feel clunky.
Ok actually I don’t have anything I just like being artillery with legs
All of those things, like all of 40K, are great things.
I just like being fists/chainswords with jump packs and dead guy robots, I get it.
I also love melee deep strikes into artillery armies, chef’s kiss.
According to the Imperium.
Come at me, space Umgi.