Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.
But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that’s “not hungry” till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you’re like “how’s ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?”
Fries are usually not going to get you laid. But sharing a couple fries would’ve improved anon’s likability among that girl and maybe her friends, which is probably not a bad thing.
A person who cannot provide their own fries is not a viable or suitable mate. Anon made a prudent decision.
Nah, she gotta get her own fries!
Haha, dumbass! You’re great 👍🏻
You’re not getting my fries!
can I have some?
Do I look like a buffet? Get your own fries!
Why risk anons virginity like that?
But then you go for it and end up with the girlfriend that’s “not hungry” till you get your food and then she asks to borrow a fry. And you’re like “how’s ya gonna borrow a fry, you gonna give it back?”
It’s missing a word, but if you know the reference, you’re hearing the whole quote lol
Is that worth losing fries?
No, fuck that! Fast food runs in the AMs while wasted build character, he did her a favour!
Plus those are MY fries until we’re an item! You can have half of my burger, though…