I shit you not, this has gotten me out of trouble dozens of times. Any time I get pulled over I pull out the “golly jeez” and “oh dang” and proceed to talk the cop’s ear off about the fine minutia of my incredibly boring day.
Once got pulled over in a tiny town at 3am in a boaty cadillac with a dope sticker on the back windshield. Watched the cop go from “drug bust of the century” to “please don’t let anyone see me here” in about 4min. Literally watched the man’s will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.
Yeah idk what it is about them, but old people love to ramble on about anything and everything. I kind of like it honestly, I can just listen to their infodumping and occasionally say short sentences and phrases and they keep the entire conversation going for me.
I shit you not, this has gotten me out of trouble dozens of times. Any time I get pulled over I pull out the “golly jeez” and “oh dang” and proceed to talk the cop’s ear off about the fine minutia of my incredibly boring day.
Once got pulled over in a tiny town at 3am in a boaty cadillac with a dope sticker on the back windshield. Watched the cop go from “drug bust of the century” to “please don’t let anyone see me here” in about 4min. Literally watched the man’s will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.
Are you an energy vampire?
Like “What we do in the shadows” series? That’s exactly who I thought of too.
He’s probably old school and plays or 3rd edition rules. He just couldn’t stand hearing you blaspheme his game.
Dont talk to cops, unless you can make it a kind of torture?
If it ain’t got THAC0, it ain’t D&D.
Nah, I played both 2.0 and 2.5. Gygax was just a math and numbers geek who tried to gatekeep with over complication.
4.0 is NOT D&D. 1.0 barely qualifies as D&D.
2.0, 2.5, 3.0, 3.5, and 5.0 all have their upsides and downsides.
WHAT THE FUCK I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS LMAO
How do you do this?
Spend a year working in a retirement home. Then mirror that energy and just commit wholly to the bit.
Yeah idk what it is about them, but old people love to ramble on about anything and everything. I kind of like it honestly, I can just listen to their infodumping and occasionally say short sentences and phrases and they keep the entire conversation going for me.