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@Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 5 days ago

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  • @Hazmatastic@lemmy.world
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    80•4 days ago

    “Hookwoorms, get in my feet please!”

    • @SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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      42•4 days ago

      Also all the tire dust that is releasing chemicals onto the skin.

      • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        17•4 days ago

        definitely don’t think about what breathing it in does to you :)

        • @Nitchevo@lemmy.world
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          7•4 days ago

          Totally!! Glad those closed toe shoes are saving us all! /s just in case

          • @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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            also like, yes i’m sure our soles have evolved to be great absorbtion pads, not like we’d ever step on bad things in the wild

    • @juliebean@lemm.ee
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      23•4 days ago

      unless you’re in a place where human shit flows freely, that is not much of a concern. stores are usually not such places.

      • @FryHyde@lemmy.zip
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        15•4 days ago

        SOMEBODY’S never been to a Ross Dress For Less, I see…

        • @ultranaut@lemmy.world
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          Its funny you say this because I once went in a Ross with my wife and someone had taken a monster shit in one of the aisles. It was absolutely horrific. I think about it every time she wants to go to Ross now. I don’t think I’ve gone in one with her since.

          • @FryHyde@lemmy.zip
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            2•3 days ago

            Ross is the answer to someone asking, “what if JCPenney but in a demilitarized zone?”

      • @MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world
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        15•4 days ago

        City streets on the other hand

      • @joel_feila@lemmy.world
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        Canine worm can spread to humans and can cause blindness

      • @dbtng@eviltoast.org
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        Ok. I guess this was the additional detail that I needed. Don’t walk in human shit in order to avoid hookworms. Check. Noted.

    • Nine
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      19•4 days ago

      That’s exactly what I was thinking. Humans suck at remembering history when they can’t see the consequences anymore.

      • @Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        2•4 days ago

        Humans suck as remembering history?

        Hookworms isn’t why stores require shoes. It’s because of hippies. Laws typically require employees to wear shoes and even then it depends on the workplace.

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