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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 23 days ago

Anon finally gets a gf

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Anon finally gets a gf

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 23 days ago
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  • @Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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    55•23 days ago

    Yea, Windows has had (real) separate user logins since XP (well, NT3.51,but no consumer used that).

    No one gets my password, I’ll create a separate account for you.

    • @Turret3857@infosec.pub
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      46•23 days ago

      This is Lemmy, you find that anon and tell them they need to be using GNU/Linux!

      • @Genius@lemmy.zip
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        22•23 days ago

        Or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux!

      • @diolma@lemmynsfw.com
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        14•23 days ago

        You’ll be too busy deleting bloat from your Arch installation to have time for a girlfriend. Problem solved.

        • @festnt@sh.itjust.works
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          5•23 days ago

          or time for shitposting, so yet another problem solved!

    • Davel23
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      6•23 days ago

      NT 4.0 and Windows 2000 both had real logins, and they both had workstation versions.

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