The majority are, well, what you expect: various ways to make Eve and other women in the game various levels of nude (with the most popular level being ‘fully’). Someone did put her in an apron, though, which I suppose leaves something to the imagination. There are also a lot of main menu replacers that just put hardcore smut of one variety or another right there on the home screen, if that’s your bag.
Now. Look. I have no issue with what adults do in the privacy of their own home. If you want to turn your copy of any game into an overstimulating carnival of omnipresent erotic delights, please do so with my blessing. But I am a tad mystified. I do wonder what kind of lifestyle it is that leads a person to turn a videogame main menu into hardcore pornography.
Up next, a reaction video of Joshua Wolens as we expose him to progressively more-intense degrees of the Skyrim mod library.
Yeah I’ve never been the same since I found out about the mod that gives every woman in Skyrim their own tracked menstrual cycle - with added pregnancy and fluctuating fertility throughout the cycle.
I tried that mod (or similar) once where you could impregnate NPCs. Good thing my guy was super rich and owned a ton of real-estate, because he had like 20 kids by the end.
But I am a tad mystified. I do wonder what kind of lifestyle it is that leads a person to turn a videogame main menu into hardcore pornography.
It must be the author’s first day on the internet.
If the internet were banned globally, porn mags would immediately disappear from shelves, and anything up to and including national geographic where they show cultures where clothing is sparse would all be hard to find, as the porn starved masses come out of their jizz encrusted caves to find something to give them that little hit of dopamine and oxytocin.
Up next, a reaction video of Joshua Wolens as we expose him to progressively more-intense degrees of the Skyrim mod library.
Yeah I’ve never been the same since I found out about the mod that gives every woman in Skyrim their own tracked menstrual cycle - with added pregnancy and fluctuating fertility throughout the cycle.
From what I understand, the mod author also worked for compatibility with as many sex mods as possible.
Skyrim Nexus is a dark place…
I don’t think he was asking for more details with that reaction photo
I think I was sharing them with that comment
Wow, that’s terrible! What mod is this? So I can avoid it? What a weird thing! That I’m definitely going to avoid and not go check out.
There are a number of increasingly-sophisticated Skyrim impregnation frameworks, but I would guess that he’s talking about Fertility Mode.
Wow, I sure am glad I know where to avoid dirty mods for skyrim now.
I can bookmark it so I know not to go there!
I’d call it the second-most-restrictive “tier” of Skyrim mod site after Bethesda’s official mod site.
Look at LoversLab, which is more permissive.
And there are Skyrim mod sites that carry content that LoversLab won’t permit.
Real Skyrim modder right here. I shudder to think what LoversLab might ban.
LoversLab is where I got my Monster Hunter World - Dragon Genitals mod and it was AMAZING
Just what kind of content would loverslab ban? Really having a hard time imagining
I don’t know, this sounds more like a Loverslab kind of thing…
If he’s talking about Fertility Mode, that’s also on Nexus.
I tried that mod (or similar) once where you could impregnate NPCs. Good thing my guy was super rich and owned a ton of real-estate, because he had like 20 kids by the end.
Skyrim child support laws are actually pretty awful, the guards will at best fine you less than the support you owe
“Can I pay my child support in cheese wheels?”
It must be the author’s first day on the internet.
If the internet were banned globally, porn mags would immediately disappear from shelves, and anything up to and including national geographic where they show cultures where clothing is sparse would all be hard to find, as the porn starved masses come out of their jizz encrusted caves to find something to give them that little hit of dopamine and oxytocin.
I’d hate to have to go back to lingerie catalogues, especially since Sears went out of business :(
Nah, dude, immediately back to sneakernet. But way more porn now.