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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 days ago

Anon predicts the future

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Anon predicts the future

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 5 days ago
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  • @ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works
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    36•5 days ago

    This has already happened, many years ago. I know this because everyone but me is actually a highly sophisticated robot that resembles a member of my species. I’m onto you.

    • @ddplf@szmer.info
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      14•5 days ago

      When I was a kid I had a theory that I’m the only conscient being in the world, and that everyone is some sort of a robot.

      I couldn’t share it with anyone, because obviously no one was real but me.

      • @insomniac@sh.itjust.works
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        16•5 days ago

        He figured it out. Time to shut it down.

        • @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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          9•5 days ago

          Finally. This iteration was starting to become weird anyway.

        • @throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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          3•4 days ago

          Jason figured it out? Man, this is a low one.

      • @Turret3857@infosec.pub
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        8•5 days ago

        you can’t trick me machine. You can’t convince me I am the robot and you are the conscious. it can’t be possible.

    • @throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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      2•4 days ago

      This is the bad place and everyone is a tortue demon. The worst version of The Truman Show.

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