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@Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 6 days ago

Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words

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@Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 6 days ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    14•6 days ago

    I’d let that lady shoot my dogs if you know what I mean.

    • @Widdershins@lemmy.world
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      17•6 days ago

      No, I don’t know what you mean. Please explain.

      • @ayyy@sh.itjust.works
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        6•5 days ago

        Before being a trump fuckhead her most notable attribute was shooting her own healthy pets.

    • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      11•6 days ago

      Temu Jigsaw? Ew

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        8•6 days ago

        I’ve always wanted to fuck Jigsaw.

        I guess I have a type.

        • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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          6•6 days ago

          Killer Klowns From Outer Space is basically porn to you

    • @Jerkface@lemmy.world
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      6•6 days ago

      This is fucking hilarious. Y’all are weird.

      • @felsiq@lemmy.zip
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        2•6 days ago

        I felt more revulsion reading that comment than when I first read @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world’s username, so I can’t really blame people for reflexively downvoting. Still, that’s part of what makes it so funny imo so I’m not complaining personally

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