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The Picard Maneuver to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 days ago

Surviving the predator

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Surviving the predator

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The Picard Maneuver to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 days ago
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  • @Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee
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    24•3 days ago

    The predator does not kill children or pregnant women. Predator 2 showed that. A kid with a toy UZI spotted the predator with his light bending and as a precaution the predator armed his shoulder cannon, but upon sensing it was not a real gun he disarmed it.

    Also the subway showed he found a fetus developing in a woman and immediately released her.

    • @GelatinGeorge@lemmy.world
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      6•2 days ago

      Okay, so be a pregnant child. Got you.

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      8•3 days ago

      I am neither of those things.

      • @Klear@sh.itjust.works
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        3•3 days ago

        According to another post here, you need to antagonise Sadako first…

      • @Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee
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        6•3 days ago

        No, but you would be an unarmed helpless guy. Not sporting enough for a predator. Or at least you will fake being helpless! There is no honor in slaughter.

        • @prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          3•2 days ago

          Surely the Predator would be able to tell when someone is faking helplessness…

      • @Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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        5•3 days ago

        it’s not too late to get into mpreg.

      • @FuckFascism@lemmy.world
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        3•3 days ago

        Dead

    • Grool The Demon
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      1•3 days ago

      I’ve got lots of mud and trees at my place. I’ll be just fine.

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