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minus-square@enkille@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish201•8 days agocan my wife and i sell our residency for $5m each?
minus-squareKingJalopy linkfedilinkEnglish76•edit-28 days agoWife and I are letting ours go for only $3m OBO Capitalism!
minus-squareHarvey656linkfedilinkEnglish4•7 days agoIm only open for trade. You can have it and I’ll take your life in your country.
minus-square@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish23•8 days agoI’ll do mine for 2.7 and a cat deposit.
minus-squareKingJalopy linkfedilinkEnglish12•8 days ago2.6 and I’ll throw in my cat* for free *Cat may be idiot with only 4 lives left
minus-square@neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglish6•8 days agoAs in, they have to give you a cat, or you give them a cat?
minus-square@chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•8 days agoThey pay the cat deposit on my new place, where ever that may be. I’ll take a cat as well, though.
minus-square@ramble81@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglish1•8 days agoI was thinking a different type of “deposit”
minus-square@psivchaz@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglish10•8 days agoI’ll do a swap for free for, if I’m being honest with myself, any country that you can buy a bidet in.
minus-squaredustycupslinkfedilinkEnglish8•7 days agoDon’t swap for free. You should have an auction - the highest bidet wins.
minus-square@psivchaz@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglish1•7 days agoSorry, I did not mean to imply that the US doesn’t have bidets. My point was that I would like to leave the US, but having easy access to a bidet is a necessity for me when choosing the destination country.
minus-square@enkille@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish1•7 days agoif fancy toilets are your primary concern, i think japan is where you want to go
minus-square@KumaSudosa@feddit.dklinkfedilinkEnglish14•7 days agoAs a non-American I don’t think I’d buy US residency even for five dollars. But do come cross the Atlantic!
minus-square@neomachino@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglish1•6 days ago$1 and a bag of crickets, final offer. Open to negotiations…
can my wife and i sell our residency for $5m each?
Wife and I are letting ours go for only $3m
OBO
Capitalism!
Im only open for trade. You can have it and I’ll take your life in your country.
I’ll do mine for 2.7 and a cat deposit.
2.6 and I’ll throw in my cat* for free
*Cat may be idiot with only 4 lives left
As in, they have to give you a cat, or you give them a cat?
They pay the cat deposit on my new place, where ever that may be. I’ll take a cat as well, though.
I was thinking a different type of “deposit”
I’ll do a swap for free for, if I’m being honest with myself, any country that you can buy a bidet in.
Don’t swap for free. You should have an auction - the highest bidet wins.
You can get bidets here!
Sorry, I did not mean to imply that the US doesn’t have bidets. My point was that I would like to leave the US, but having easy access to a bidet is a necessity for me when choosing the destination country.
Can’t be India
if fancy toilets are your primary concern, i think japan is where you want to go
As a non-American I don’t think I’d buy US residency even for five dollars. But do come cross the Atlantic!
$1 and a bag of crickets, final offer.
Open to negotiations…
No, sorry. It’s a bribe.