No, we just have a chance to spend however much time in the bath while nobody is hammering the door shouting “How fucking long are you going to stay there?! You’re not alone, you know!!!”
And you reply “not alone? not yet” and shotgun-blast the door to stop the annoyance. Ask them on the way out how long they’ll be bleeding out, as they “are messing up the floor, you know”.
I’m more of an actions-over-words kinda guy. A real people-pleaser.
No, we just have a chance to spend however much time in the bath while nobody is hammering the door shouting “How fucking long are you going to stay there?! You’re not alone, you know!!!”
Lonely is not the same as alone though. It’s people who live with others but still take very long baths that we need to worry about.
All good just had a wank
Ok, Lester Burnham.
And you reply “not alone? not yet” and shotgun-blast the door to stop the annoyance. Ask them on the way out how long they’ll be bleeding out, as they “are messing up the floor, you know”.
I’m more of an actions-over-words kinda guy. A real people-pleaser.