@rumba@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 days ago10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.NSFWmessage-square51arrow-up1163
arrow-up1163message-square10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.NSFW@rumba@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 7 days agomessage-square51
minus-square@Archangel1313@lemmy.calinkfedilink10•7 days agoMaybe they aren’t including the time spent scrolling. It’s just the sphincter flexing moments that count.
minus-square@AdamEatsAss@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink7•7 days agoUhhhhhhh how big are your poops? 12 minutes of shincter flexing A DAY?
minus-square@CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink5•7 days agoBased on your username, I can declare you an expert on the subject matter.
minus-square𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍linkfedilink4•7 days agoOh. They’re not Adam. They’re Adam’s wingman. Adam is too busy getting ass to waste time posting.
minus-square@Breezy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•7 days agoAdam sounds like a pretty cool dude. We should all strive to post less and eat more ass.
Maybe they aren’t including the time spent scrolling. It’s just the sphincter flexing moments that count.
Uhhhhhhh how big are your poops? 12 minutes of shincter flexing A DAY?
Based on your username, I can declare you an expert on the subject matter.
Oh. They’re not Adam. They’re Adam’s wingman.
Adam is too busy getting ass to waste time posting.
Adam sounds like a pretty cool dude. We should all strive to post less and eat more ass.
Thanks bud. I’m just doing what I can.