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@rumba@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago

10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.

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10000 hours to become an expert, avg person poops for ~12 minutes a day. It would take 137 years to master.

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@rumba@lemmy.zip to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish • 1 month ago
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    You can poop up to 10 times more if you also spout bullshit from your mouth. There are many politicians that are clearly masters.

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