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The Picard Maneuver to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 days ago

The "coin boys"

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The "coin boys"

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The Picard Maneuver to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish • 9 days ago
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  • @CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world
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    44•9 days ago

    At least it’s better than stealing cars or ripping sinks off the wall.

    • DebatableRaccoon
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      10•9 days ago

      Just wait until the coin tells them to do both.

    • @DoYouNot@lemmy.world
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      4•9 days ago

      I’m afraid to ask what the second thing is…

      • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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        9 days ago

        Not sinks, but somee asshat in my high school wrecked two entire bathrooms, one boys one girls, by throwing a chunk of sodium down a toilet while it was flushing. The sodium exploded and blew all the toilets off the wall. This was back in 94-96.

        • @MightBeAlpharius@lemmy.world
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          5•9 days ago

          That is amazing.

          Best we had was some idiot who thought he could get away with smoking in the bathroom like the jocks in an 80’s movie… Someone walked in, and he threw his cigarette butt in the trash can, where it started to smolder.

          A lot.

          All told, it was a pretty boring fire. No real damage, but the school was closed for a couple of days while they cleaned up the soot.

        • @CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world
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          4•9 days ago

          Some idiot in my middle school set the bathroom on fire somehow. It was the only time in my life I’ve done a real fire evacuation. Smoke everywhere! Teachers were freaking out.

      • @leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
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        7•9 days ago

        The wrong kid died!

      • @CommissarVulpin@lemmy.world
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        6•9 days ago

        https://www.npr.org/2021/09/17/1038378816/students-are-damaging-school-bathrooms-for-attention-on-tiktok

        • @DoYouNot@lemmy.world
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          7•9 days ago

          Humanity is truely even dumber than it seems sometimes…

          • @Jax@sh.itjust.works
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            5•9 days ago

            When you’re forced to go to school in a cage and treated like you’re simultaneously dirt and going to be the next president, it tends to make you hate school.

            • @mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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              3•9 days ago

              going to be the next president

              apparently any moron can get the job with enough conservative fueled racism and hate

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