LOS ANGELES - As National Guard troops took to the streets ready to open fire on U.S. citizens in the name of "Making America Great Again", President Trump reminded all Americans that he only stands against starting wars on foreign soil.
He certainly did. Then he also decided to talk shit about my country - again (looking at you, Fox News in 2016 when you compared us to Venezuela) because we have been sooooooo terrible to Greenland and he could do soooooooooooooooo much better. The fucking irony that the inuit refused to let Vance and his wife into their homes when they decided to go on a visit. Do you know how much of a fuck you’ll have to be for the inuit to not invite you over for Kaffemik?
Didn’t he threaten Greenland and Panama and The Hague?
…or did he mean those wars would just be “special military operations”?
He certainly did. Then he also decided to talk shit about my country - again (looking at you, Fox News in 2016 when you compared us to Venezuela) because we have been sooooooo terrible to Greenland and he could do soooooooooooooooo much better. The fucking irony that the inuit refused to let Vance and his wife into their homes when they decided to go on a visit. Do you know how much of a fuck you’ll have to be for the inuit to not invite you over for Kaffemik?
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