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minus-square@friend_of_satan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish49•edit-229 days agoI just had breakfast at Tony T’s Coney Island and they paid me $36 to eat a three egg omelette. Of course I had to pay for coffee.
minus-square@ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilink7•29 days agoBlecch! Ew! Sheesh! I’ll take a crab juice.
minus-square@qarbone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish4•29 days agoSo if I eat 3 eggs that should subsidize one (1) avocado toast(s). Hold on, I think I finally got agrip of these bootstraps!
I just had breakfast at Tony T’s Coney Island and they paid me $36 to eat a three egg omelette. Of course I had to pay for coffee.
The coffee was also cursed.
Blecch! Ew! Sheesh! I’ll take a crab juice.
The coffee was $50
So if I eat 3 eggs that should subsidize one (1) avocado toast(s). Hold on, I think I finally got agrip of these bootstraps!