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This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month ago

What grass starvation does to the perma-online

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What grass starvation does to the perma-online

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This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month ago
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  • @cRazi_man@europe.pub
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    Educate an old and out of touch person please:

    Is anus licking standard practice now? Is this presumed as obvious currently?

    • @Dorkyd68@lemmy.world
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      I wouldn’t say standard, however I tongue punched a few fart boxs and I swore I never would.

      Then one day a girl with an ass so fine comes strutting her way into your life that changes everything, so who am I to say no?

      • @cRazi_man@europe.pub
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        Such exquisite poetry, I’ve seldom heard before. I’m going to get this comment printed and framed.

      • @tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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        I’m confused. Who is supposed to enjoy it, the licker or the lickee? It just seems like a nasty experience for everyone involved, especially with the enema I would require to get near the poop hole with my tongue.

        • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Both parties enjoy it, in my experience.

          I’m very clean and so is my partner. I’ve eaten their ass after a rave before, it ain’t no big thang

          • @TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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            People really draw this line with sexual things like bodily fluids aren’t coming out of these holes.

            Anyone who wouldn’t lick the sweat off their partners face is a coward.

            • @tias@discuss.tchncs.de
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              The difference is that this hole contains a lot more E. Coli and my nose has evolved to be extremely sensitive to the smell of it because of the very real biohazard

              • @TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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                Nah that’s gay

        • @TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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          Yes. Even my asexual ass gets pleasure as the giver. Quick way to make them squirm.

          If it’s a woman you’re like right there anyways. Guy takes a bit more effort tbh.

          What are you gonna look at it and not evenbsay hello?

    • @unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Lets say “popular”. I wouldnt say “standard” is accurate.

    • @saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
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      Anal is now first base.

      • @bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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        21•1 month ago

        Hold up. “Anal” is not the same as “licking ass”.

        • kelpie_is_trying
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          It kind of is though. Any ass licking is technically anal sex because it is sex that involves the anus, but not all anal sex involves ass licking.

        • @three@lemmy.zip
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          Depends on how long their tongue is.

    • @omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Anus licking is what holding hands used to be

    • @FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works
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      I remember when it was common knowledge that you never go ass to mouth… time are a’ changing.

      • @cRazi_man@europe.pub
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        There was a time when oral sex was considered atypical and deviant. Same with anal sex. So it’s understandable that “the norm” might change quite rapidly.

    • @AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
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      I think that’s what they call “puppygirl”

    • @bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Maybe the OOP just assumed it’s “standard” for pretty and famous people they’d do all the things in the sack.

    • @Korne127@lemmy.world
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      No

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