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@Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 12 days ago

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@Samdell@lemmy.eco.br to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 12 days ago
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  • lurch (he/him)
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    52•12 days ago

    all it would have taken them is ask themselves “would i want my face to be touched by some rando?”

    • SkaveRat
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      29•12 days ago

      the thing is, I can imagine the answer being “yes”

    • Ricky Rigatoni
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      18•12 days ago

      Yes, if they’re gentle. Next question.

      • Solution Engineer
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        15•12 days ago

        Oh shit, a woman on the internet. I gotta go tell my friends about it

        • @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          11•12 days ago

          They only disclosed that they’d consent to strangers touching their face if gentle

    • @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      16•12 days ago

      This has some edge cases

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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        8•12 days ago

        This finally made me look up how “gooning” became a slang term. Somehow, I found something even better.

        • @5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          9•12 days ago

          I didn’t realise that it could be spun to be about edging

          • IndescribablySad@threads.net
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            9•12 days ago

            It’s the greentext community. If you say you’re on the knife’s edge, I’ll wonder why you’re posting when you’re so close.

    • @Fizz@lemmy.nz
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      6•12 days ago

      Only blind people get that pass.

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