OTTAWA – After inviting Indian PM Narendra Modi Prime Minister Mark Carney issued strict rules for the upcoming G7 meeting in Kananaskis, Alberta, limiting assassinations to one per guest nation. “The Prime Minister understands it’s not fair if only one country gets to do a murder in Canada,” said a PMO spokesperson. “Now everyone gets […]
Given the G7’s relatively isolated site and few access roads it could turn into one hell of a murder mystery!