Stamets to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month ago"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square293arrow-up1609
arrow-up1609image"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"lemmy.worldStamets to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 month agomessage-square293
minus-square@starman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink68•1 month agoAll these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?” Verbose disses only work in rap
minus-square@untorquer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink15•1 month agoAlternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.
minus-square@KeenFlame@feddit.nulinkfedilink14•1 month agoAahhhh winner: “that watch?” You are awesome. Now the ball is on their side and covered in two layers of diarrhea
minus-square@Diurnambule@jlai.lulinkfedilink6•1 month agoHo I have the same one. That the only one you have?
minus-square@Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•1 month agoOr a Guy Richie film. “Bleedin 'ell. You’ve bin 'ad mate. Blonde Tony was selling those daan the Nags 'ed last week for a pony. 5 for a ton.”
All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?”
Verbose disses only work in rap
Alternatively, “And it’s a very nice watch.” Bonus points for riding the line between nonchalance and condescension while still being a compliment.
Aahhhh winner:
“that watch?”
You are awesome. Now the ball is on their side and covered in two layers of diarrhea
Ho I have the same one. That the only one you have?
Or a Guy Richie film.
“Bleedin 'ell. You’ve bin 'ad mate. Blonde Tony was selling those daan the Nags 'ed last week for a pony. 5 for a ton.”
*scratches head with gun*