I choose Mufasa

  • @Asafum@feddit.nl
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    11 days ago

    Captain planet.

    Maybe we’d finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch’s and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.

    Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I’m just so super creative and ran it backwards lol

        • @HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml
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          811 days ago

          He’s also never looked in a mirror before.

          Some may say that’s because he’s a wild animal in the Savannah, but I still find that suspicious

        • propter_hog [any, any]
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          11 days ago

          That would be a weird empire, though, right? Like your borders change minute-by-minute, right now you rule over Thailand but later tonight you rule over Rwanda.

          I mean, I understand what they meant in the movie, but the logistics are weird.

          • @Asafum@feddit.nl
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            511 days ago

            Vampire Mufasa only cares about blood anyway so it works to his benefit to have moving borders lol

    • JackbyDev
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      511 days ago

      How would this work? What if some of the planeteers rebelled and refused to summon him?

      • @Asafum@feddit.nl
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        He is summoned after the election results by force of law and then he isn’t allowed to disappear until his term is up.

        Not summoning a duly elected captain planet is punishable by no less than 6 years arguing against fox news propagandists and a fine of 3,600 dark chocolate bars paid to me personally. The impact of cocoa production on the environment would be an extra screw turn, forcing their hand.

        • Endymion_Mallorn
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          210 days ago

          Linka would have zero patience for Fox News people. especially if they’re positive about Russian expansionism.

    • lattrommi
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      511 days ago

      RE: namesake creativity. Hey, at least you spelled it backwards correctly!