I mean, if the sun was conical and always pointed directly at our flat earth, how would we even know?
I’d love to see a model of this flat earth representation of the solar system where all objects have these alternate geographic forms. Maybe the moon is a cylinder. And Jupiter is a donut.
Saturn is a hexagon, it just spins so fast that it looks round from the side. The rings are speed lines.
Uranus and Neptune are two hemispheres, they were once joined at the edge like a buttocks.
Mars is a concave mirror-shape. Mercury is just the reflection of the sun bouncing off Mars and hitting stellar swamp gas that floats near the Sun’s tip.
Venus is the only actual sphere, it’s just not a planet. It’s a death star. That’s why the surface is so hostile, to deter hijackers.
Flat Earthers vs. flat Sunners fight!
I mean, if the sun was conical and always pointed directly at our flat earth, how would we even know?
I’d love to see a model of this flat earth representation of the solar system where all objects have these alternate geographic forms. Maybe the moon is a cylinder. And Jupiter is a donut.
Saturn is a hexagon, it just spins so fast that it looks round from the side. The rings are speed lines.
Uranus and Neptune are two hemispheres, they were once joined at the edge like a buttocks.
Mars is a concave mirror-shape. Mercury is just the reflection of the sun bouncing off Mars and hitting stellar swamp gas that floats near the Sun’s tip.
Venus is the only actual sphere, it’s just not a planet. It’s a death star. That’s why the surface is so hostile, to deter hijackers.
Flat Sunners sounds like the stage name of a really stupid lounge singer 🤔