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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 13 days ago

So you don't have a doctor's note?

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So you don't have a doctor's note?

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The Picard Maneuver to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 13 days ago
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  • @rumba@lemmy.zip
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    128•13 days ago

    Gate Attendant: It appears you’re pregnant?

    Woman: The FUCK I am, are you calling me fat?

    #checkmate

    • @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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      28•13 days ago

      I was told that you never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless the baby is actively attempting to come out.

      Even then, I’m probably just going to assume it’s some weird sex thing and I don’t kink shame…

    • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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      16•13 days ago

      I really wish women could just say “how dare you!”

      • @UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        16•13 days ago

        • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          7•13 days ago

          Spot fucking on! Rest in power Andre ✊

      • @MuffinHeeler@aussie.zone
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        7•13 days ago

        I did that once at a birthday party. 21 weeks pregnant and someone asked when I was due. The look of horror was priceless. I had a good laugh and so did she. Her friends were in the toilets (ladies public bathroom) just about, or maybe did, wet themselves from laughing at the overheard conversation.

        • @YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          4•13 days ago

          That’s fucking hilarious!

    • @sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      15•13 days ago

      I am 1000% sure they’re prepared for this because they’ve heard it a billion times already.

      • @Crankenstein@lemmy.world
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        13 days ago

        You greatly overestimate the competency of TSA rent-a-cops.

        Though, the mentioned suggestion would absolutely fail considering most airports do x-rays now. Also, if you’re pregnant, kinda want to disclose that due to the whole x-ray thing.

        • @piecat@lemmy.world
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          4•12 days ago

          I don’t think they’ve used X-ray scanners on people in a long time?

          Pretty certain they’re all microwave backscatter scanners.

          • @sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            4•12 days ago

            And anyway it’s a customer service gate agent we’re taking about, not the TSA.

      • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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        1•12 days ago

        What are they going to do? Force you to provide an exact date and time of conception?

    • @arin@lemmy.world
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      3•13 days ago

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