Come on stroke!

  • TomMasz
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    5013 days ago

    Nothing will get him out of office other than death. That includes 2028.

    • @Ultraviolet@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      I don’t know if even death will. Maybe he stops making public appearances for “national security reasons” and only communicates through video broadcasts. Anyone who notices something is slightly off about them, like frames where he has extra fingers or nonsense text on the papers on his desk is called a conspiracy theorist, and to shut up and celebrate the Dear Leader’s 170th birthday.

      • @GraniteM@lemmy.world
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        212 days ago

        Anyone who notices something is slightly off about them, like frames where he has extra fingers or nonsense text on the papers on his desk is called a conspiracy theorist, and to shut up and celebrate the Dear Leader’s 170th birthday.

        The year is 2117. Either…

        A: AI still can’t generate video without a bunch of fucky artifacts.

        B: The Trump administration is still using janky AI from the 2020s, even though better options exist.

        Both sound plausible.

    • @Washedupcynic@lemm.ee
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      1113 days ago

      Sadly, the grim reaper pulled the actress that played Houlihan on mash out of the claw machine instead of trump.

      • doc
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        2513 days ago

        Someone give him more quarters!