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Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 17 days ago

Anon visits a guy's house

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Anon visits a guy's house

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Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 17 days ago

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@SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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43•17 days ago
I asked my wife to pick up ice cubes she dropped because it would be too easy to slip on them. I might have lost it when she then tried to kick them under the fridge.
- magnetosphere
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  32•17 days ago
  “Tried”? She missed somehow?
  - @snoons@lemmy.ca
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    26•17 days ago
    The fridge was a low-rider.
    - Heathcliff
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      12•17 days ago
      I hate it when the ice bounces back.
  - @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    7•17 days ago
    She was stopped.
    - Natanael
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      4•17 days ago
      With a saving throw?

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