• @SabinStargem@lemmy.today
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    616 days ago

    gingerly puts down a $600 iPhone, trembling in anger “…good day, sir.”

    …yeah, we might need a generation of phones built to be a tank, just so we can properly communicate our wrath to the other person.

    Huh. Maybe a ‘soundboard’ app, which allows you to hang up the current call with a sound effect?

    • @JcbAzPx@lemmy.world
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      316 days ago

      Or a USB-c to RJ45 converter so you can get an old phone from the thrift shop to carry around in case of angry phone shenanigans.

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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      216 days ago

      I would love to have a soundboard that played sounds in calls. I’d answer the phone like Wolfman Jack all “caller, you’re on the air! gorilla noise, honk

      • Robust Mirror
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        216 days ago

        Could be a thing soon, Android has added “sound enojis” that imo were probably the worst idea ever and only exist for kids to annoy their parents. It’s a soundboard with like 3 sounds on the call screen when you’re on a call. I could see them eventually allowing custom ones.

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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          115 days ago

          That’s crap. If you’re gonna give my kid a proper customizable soundboard so they can get creative with how they fuck with me at least that’s something. This is just lord of the flies conch shell shit