• Jay
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      111 month ago

      If they stuffed him full of taco bell and lit his ass on fire, he could be a missile.

    • @pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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      81 month ago

      Lol, that would awesome except I’m not sure how he could fight from his chair wile Putin is in a helicopter. I guess he could be fighting the air traffic controllers or the ground crew from a chair? This script will probably have to go through a few revisions.

    • zqps
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      51 month ago

      Karate-chopping drones like the hero he is.

    • @Gsus4@mander.xyz
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      31 month ago

      Yeah, he’s playing the heli. Spins his ponytail to take off, putin’s right there cozy up his ass.