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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 21 days ago

Anon measures up

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Anon measures up

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 21 days ago
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  • @TomasEkeli@programming.dev
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    40•20 days ago

    Remember having that boring conversation about size, and a girl in the group summed it up perfectly: “The most important thing is the guy it’s connected to”

    • @Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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      23•20 days ago

      Have I met girls that will outright reject anyone who doesn’t have like 7 inches, or more? Yes. Have they been anywhere near a representative portion of women? No.

      • @RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world
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        16•20 days ago

        Like the women that are up front about their demands for prospective partner’s earnings.

        Sure, they’re honest.

        Honestly best avoided.

      • @CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works
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        7•19 days ago

        Just ask them how long 7 inches is. Prepare for an eye-opening experience.

    • @Default_Defect@midwest.social
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      11•20 days ago

      Maybe when “small dick energy” stops being a common insult, I’ll believe that.

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