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minus-square@FooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink14•1 month agoThey also made Jeremy stop jacking off into the dough.
minus-square@Case@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilink1•1 month agoYeah, now he jerks it out of spite. Totally throws the subtle flavors off.
minus-square@Blackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglish1•1 month agoA spitewank. I think we’ve just invented a new word. I’ll contact Mirriam-Webster at once!
minus-squareHemingways_ShotgunlinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoWell yeah…that’s the “love” part. It would be false advertising if they took Jeremy away but still insisted it contained love.
They also made Jeremy stop jacking off into the dough.
Hasn’t tasted right since.
Yeah, now he jerks it out of spite.
Totally throws the subtle flavors off.
A spitewank. I think we’ve just invented a new word. I’ll contact Mirriam-Webster at once!
Well yeah…that’s the “love” part. It would be false advertising if they took Jeremy away but still insisted it contained love.