• That kinda makes me want to form a 9-piece band called “Monolith” that includes:

    An auth left

    An auth center

    An auth right

    A left center

    A centrist

    A right center

    A lib left

    A lib center

    And a lib right

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        “Sure, it set us back a few thousand years, but how awesome was it when the lead guitarist impaled Rand Paul, Mike Pence, and Xi Jinping all in one go?”

        “Yeah, I guess that was pretty cool. I do miss potable water, though. Anyway, what’s your favorite song?”

        “Probably ‘All you need is love, a diversified portfolio, a Judeo-Christian ethic and the means of production.’”

        “I found it a little wordy, but it does get its point across.”