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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 23 days ago

When you marry someone who thinks ahead

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 23 days ago
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  • @chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    22 days ago

    Peanut butter may last 6–24 months unopened, or 2–3 months once opened. Natural peanut butters lack preservatives and may last several months unopened, or up to a month once opened.

    Even if you have unlimited temperature controlled bugproof storage space this is a terrible idea

    • @pappabosley@lemm.ee
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      7•22 days ago

      It’s only a 2 month supply

    • Ziglin (it/they)
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      1•21 days ago

      I don’t know what you think is going to make it spoil at 0-30K. (Maybe the freezing could destroy some organic compounds) A few hours in the oven and it should be fine.

      • @chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        By temperature controlled I was thinking like, a root cellar, not negative 400 degrees

        • Ziglin (it/they)
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          2•20 days ago

          I was indeed aware. (Also how dare you use Farenheit in my presence!)

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