• lurch (he/him)
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    141 month ago

    if it’s hard/crispy and jagged or pointy, like where it broke, it can be stuck for long and cause internal bleeeding.

    maybe just don’t shove random things up your butt.

    • flandish
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      31 month ago

      i mean it wasn’t “random” was it? it was known to be a tasty treat beforehand.

      • lurch (he/him)
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        31 month ago

        by “random” i meant “not intended for rectal insertion”. for example:

        okay: butt plug with flared base.

        bad: crunchy food.

        • flandish
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          31 month ago

          yeah but does the restaurant come with unlimited butt plugs like it does breadsticks? gotta make hay when the sun shines…

          • @Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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            11 month ago

            I think this might be a difference between what the US calls breadsticks versus what most of the rest of the English speaking world calls breadsticks.

            The former is soft while the latter is crunchy. The former tears; the latter snaps.

            • @bitchkat@lemmy.world
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              21 month ago

              We do have the super skinny twizzle stick style but they are pretty niche these days since the soft style usurped them in 80s. If I remember correctly, these appeared on the scene with salad bars. Easier to prepare bread.

              Thanks for reminding me about that style of bread sticks.