Local terrible cousin Terry Reynolds made everyone uncomfortable at his family’s annual Memorial Day BBQ by loudly declaring that “Woke is dead!” And there were to be no political discussions at the event, all while proudly wearing a MAGA hat and replica ICE agent jacket.
It was some distant relative of the person or something, I actually don’t know who they are and I never ended up asking the friend because it seems kind of weird to be like, “hey who was that asshole at your mom’s memorial?” - this was literally just a couple weeks ago so I feel like at best I should wait until it isn’t as fresh.
Guy had a leg injury or something and walked with a cane and I allllllmost stole it.
You shouldn’t steal a cane from someone that needs it to walk. You should weaken its structural integrity, so he would fall after putting a lot of weight on it.
You made my day with this comment.