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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 23 days ago

New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI

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New Device Mounts to Your Toilet to Analyze Your Turds Using the Power of AI

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 23 days ago

A new company backed by Lance Armstrong just raised $4 million dollars to track your stool and urine using artificial intelligence.

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Smart Pipe.
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  Smart pipe
  
  Oh, and it’s also the only technology to be a registered sex offender.

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